Everyday Life

We are in a store buying gardening gloves.
Standing in a line. Of course you know people are in front of us and behind us.
Boy: Mommy, I need a tissue.
mommy: I'll get you one when we get to the car.
Boy: I blew my nose.
mommy: what, where?
Boy: I BLEW MY BOOGERS ON MY SHIRT. I TOLD YOU I NEEDED A TISSUE!
mommy: Go find your mommy little boy.