The Boy is sitting eating the "charms" out of LuckyCharms.
He said, "Mom, here eat this charm"
I said, "No, I don't like the charms"
He said, "Please, eat the charm"
As I put it in my mouth I jokingly said, "Where has this charm been?"
He said, "In the dog's mouth"
He is presently dancing around saying,"oh yeah, oh yeah, she did not know it, she did not know it!"
I have a boy in need of a good*home. Any takers?