"Mommy, I've been watching you drive and now I know how to do it. I just need my legs to grow more and then I'll be able to drive."
**I now cover his head with a pillow case, so he can no longer watch me drive. I can't imagine what insurance will be for a teenage boy in 11 years.
**you know that's not true, that would be terrible parenting & cruel. I make him cover his eyes with his hands.
Added @ 10:15pm : he just came in and asked if he could go downstairs and build the Wall of Jerico. When I told him I didn't think the Play room was big enough for the Wall of Jerico, he said he'd only make a little one. It would take less time to march around it ...he wants to see how long it will take for it to fall down. I'm too old for this.